Monthly Archives: December 2009

Sorry! I Messed Up!

So I think I do an awesome job making this website all by myself, but of course I screw a few things up! One of the biggest mistakes I just found out is that Contact Form under the Contact tab wasn’t configured <– fancy term for “oops, I’m a dumby and forgot to put my […]

Growing Beer Balls

So you know the Bud Light commercials that show one situation, and a person handling it both “Too Light” and “Too Heavy”???  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch the video below.

Well, the “Too Light” version is me pretty much all the time. For some reason, one my biggest fears is asking […]

By |December 13th, 2009|Blog|5 Comments

Why is Google so Racist?

The search engine giant, Google, is scarily creeping into our lives, slowing seeping into the small cracks we open as our lazy-asses look for the internet to do everything for us. Want to know why the sky is blue? Ask Google. Want to know how to be a Godparent? Ask Google (I totally just […]

Tiger Tiger Woods Ya’ll

Once upon a time, on December 30, 1975, a beautiful baby boy was born named Tiger Woods. The dang kid was a quarter Chinese, a quarter black, an eighth Native American, and an eighth Dutch– an overachiever from the start.

In 2004, Tiger was married to Swedish model Elin Nordegren. The hot blond-hair blue-eyed gal […]

By |December 7th, 2009|Blog, Funny|6 Comments