Get Out of the Friend Zone

Helloooooo! Last time I posted, I hinted at writing about the dreaded Friend Zone and also the possibility of starting a YouTube Channel. I finally did it! For those of you who want the advice wrapped up into a neat 5-minute package, here is the video:

If you liked the video, can you please, please, […]

Guilty Pleasures…

“You tryin to smoosh right now?”

If you are scratching your head right now, then that means you do not share the guilty pleasure of being a Jersey Shore fan. Good for you, but fuck, are you missing out! :)

By definition, a guilty pleasure is something that you enjoy, but that your better judgment tells […]

By |September 2nd, 2010|Blog, Funny|4 Comments

Fails Are Hilarious

After realizing I put my undies on inside out today for like, the billionth time, I started laughing, and then it got me thinking about how hilarious it is when other people “fail.” Here are a few of my favorites:

Remember that game where your mom or dad would take your hand and shove it […]

By |February 25th, 2010|Blog, Funny|2 Comments

Top Ten Worst Lines to Pickup An Asian Woman

I know how difficult it can be for men to approach women and initiate a conversation, and I give major props to those who do it. However, as an Asian woman, I have personally seen the biggest whiffs ever. Have you ever seen a soccer player try and kick a ball and miss so […]

Why is Google so Racist?

The search engine giant, Google, is scarily creeping into our lives, slowing seeping into the small cracks we open as our lazy-asses look for the internet to do everything for us. Want to know why the sky is blue? Ask Google. Want to know how to be a Godparent? Ask Google (I totally just […]

Tiger Tiger Woods Ya’ll

Once upon a time, on December 30, 1975, a beautiful baby boy was born named Tiger Woods. The dang kid was a quarter Chinese, a quarter black, an eighth Native American, and an eighth Dutch– an overachiever from the start.

In 2004, Tiger was married to Swedish model Elin Nordegren. The hot blond-hair blue-eyed gal […]

By |December 7th, 2009|Blog, Funny|6 Comments

I Love Sexual Innuendos

I’m not gonna lie, I often have my mind in the gutter. I’m always the first to point out sexual innuendos in someone’s statement.

Someone says,  “Ugh, this breadstick is hard!” — (I snicker, and say that’s what she said)

“It won’t fit” — (I’m all like, hayyy yoooo)

“I have to see the doctor” — (YOU […]

By |October 16th, 2009|Blog, Funny, Poker|6 Comments

Fake Butts = Most embarrassing moment ever!

I’ve had my share of embarrassing moments, and most of them include falling in front of people. However, my clumsiness is something that I’ve had to get used to, so completely biting it on the way off an escalator doesn’t make me want to curl up and die, not like I wanted to last […]

By |September 28th, 2009|Blog, Funny|6 Comments

I swear a lot

This is me… messing up. Here are my Bloopers on Card Player TV. Ahhh, thanks to Erik Fast, my videographer, for catching me at my best.

By |September 19th, 2009|Blog, Funny, Poker|3 Comments