Funny Archive

“You tryin to smoosh right now?” If you are scratching your head right now, then that means you do not share the guilty pleasure of being a Jersey Shore fan. Good for you, but fuck, are you missing out! By definition, a guilty pleasure is something that you enjoy,

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After realizing I put my undies on inside out today for like, the billionth time, I started laughing, and then it got me thinking about how hilarious it is when other people “fail.” Here are a few of my favorites: Remember that game where your mom or dad would

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Once upon a time, on December 30, 1975, a beautiful baby boy was born named Tiger Woods. The dang kid was a quarter Chinese, a quarter black, an eighth Native American, and an eighth Dutch– an overachiever from the start. In 2004, Tiger was married to Swedish model Elin

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I’m not gonna lie, I often have my mind in the gutter. I’m always the first to point out sexual innuendos in someone’s statement. Someone says,  “Ugh, this breadstick is hard!” — (I snicker, and say that’s what she said) “It won’t fit” — (I’m all like, hayyy yoooo)

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