I’m not gonna lie, I often have my mind in the gutter. I’m always the first to point out sexual innuendos in someone’s statement.

Someone says,  “Ugh, this breadstick is hard!” — (I snicker, and say that’s what she said)

“It won’t fit” — (I’m all like, hayyy yoooo)

“I have to see the doctor” — (YOU […]