Why Brazilian Women Win at Life
June 9, 2010 by admin
Filed under Blog, Men's Corner
It’s a pretty common notion that Brazil churns out some of the most beautiful women in the world. They’re exotic, tan, have legs for days, and rock hard buns. Let’s take a look at a few samples:
Adriana Lima
Alesssandra Ambrosio
Gisele Bundchen
Yeah… you get the picture — literally.
Brazilian women are just amazingly good looking. Just to make sure, I asked Google.
Yep, apparently the auto-complete agrees. Just for shits and giggles, I typed in the following…
ALRIGHT THEN! This is all stuff I already knew about Brazilian women, but then I came across this YouTube video and decided that they just WIN.
This is a real Brazilian dance! How hilarious/awesome is it? It’s called surra de bunda. After seeing this, I just throw my hands up and say, Brazilian women win.
Agree?
Anyway, <3 You guys. Been working my ass off at the WSOP. It’s been good, just really busy. Also, do any of you believe in The Secret or the Law of Attraction? I kind of do. I’m testing it out. I’ll let you know if the short term visions work out because I’m trying to attract myself a Macbook pro. My PC blows balls. Oh yeah! Playing the ladies event on the 11th! Should be fun 
PEACE
Best blog post EVER!!!!!!!!!
When the New York Times spoke with Alisson Chornak, he suggested it was because “The goal, he and other model scouts say, is to find the right genetic cocktail of German and Italian ancestry, perhaps with some Russian or other Slavic blood thrown in. Such a mix, they say, helps produce the tall, thin girls with straight hair, fair skin and light eyes that Brazil exports to the runways of New York, Milan and Paris with stunning success.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/08/world/americas/08models.html?ref=americas
CD Getting scratched at “batch batch batch” would suck…
Let me know if that secret law of attraction thing works for you, ’cause if it does I’m doing it for Brazilian women.
Anytime I hear about Brazilian Women I think about the statistic that say that they get the most ass implants per capita in the entire world. Now I have no idea if that’s true and couldn’t tell you where I heard that from. Thing is if I were to pick a physical attribute about Brazilian women that makes me smile it’s just that, ass.
I think it’s probably because people searching for “Flat abs” or “flat stomach” so much on Google, but still, lol